New!
I am so glad to have a domain of my own, I have transferred some of my favorite posts over there, and have added a few new as well. Please […]
Surrogacy.
Making babies is fun. Growing babies? Well that sucks. The nine months spent with some other human renting out your uterus is uncomfortable, large on all areas (especially my ass, […]
My Child Should Tone Down the Drama.
A lovely Asian friend recently posted this to my Facebook, and I laughed at how many of those things my child also freaks out about. I also wanted to spend […]
I Am Not a Cleaning Lady.
I wish my house were constantly clean. I am not sure how, but it looks comparable to a meth trailer by the end of every night. Between dishes hidden in […]
Social Life and Children
This weekend, my husband was left with the girls as I trekked six hours north to bid farewell to a very dear soulless ginger joining the Navy. This was the […]
On a Serious Note.
Usually, I am acceptable of what I cannot change, and laugh at the ridiculous things that seem to happen to me in my life. I just have a knack for […]
Sibling Rivalries
I thought having two kids would be easy. I also thought that I was okay to drive home on St. Patrick’s day after 7 drinks and at least 5 shots, […]
Discipline and Two Year Olds
Disciplining my child. This is quite comparable to trying to teach a jellyfish to do the duggie. Nothing really works. She has entered a stage in her life where she […]
I Hate Finances.
Money to me is like Lindsay Lohan is to drugs. I can’t get enough of it. Literally. I was always running out of money. I wish I would just control […]
I am a Mean Person.
Oh April Fool’s Day. I am still in quite a bit of shock that it is already April. It has always been a favorite day of mine, since I was […]
The Truth About Babies…
So you want to procreate? You have thought it over a million times. You can’t wait to snuggle your offspring, and teach them to be a master warrior in this […]
Parenting Rules.
We all have our own set of parenting rules, long before our little demons come to the world. But being a perfect parent just isn’t real. We all break these […]
Stay at Home Suckage.
My tiny human is 3 months old, finally. I was hoping she would get easier, and there have been some great moments of ease, but for the most part she […]
Parenting Blows…
I think feeling depressed after having a baby is very taboo in our society. One is supposed to love every second with that little human full of piss and vinegar. […]
I Suck at Being Healthy
I said I would keep up on my health. And I took that statement, turned it into cheesecake, and pity ate it as I stared at my belly fat. Depressing […]
Precious Terrors 